{"id":1352,"date":"2020-05-15T21:00:35","date_gmt":"2020-05-15T19:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jwe-web.net\/?p=1352"},"modified":"2020-08-02T21:07:45","modified_gmt":"2020-08-02T19:07:45","slug":"corona-sprachdurchfall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jwe-web.net\/?p=1352","title":{"rendered":"Corona-Sprachdurchfall"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Folgende Aussage, Zitate oder Bemerkungen sind tats\u00e4chlich so gesagt worden: im Radio, Fernsehen, Zeitung, Mail, Web, … wo auch immer<\/span><\/em>!
…dieser Beitrag wird kontinuierlich erweitert<\/span><\/em> ….<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Wiederanlauf-Begrenzung, Mundschutz-K\u00fcssen<\/span>, virtual Whisky tasting<\/span><\/strong>, Distanz-Lernen<\/span><\/em>, maximale Durchseuchung<\/span><\/strong>,
Superspreader<\/span><\/strong>, zumutbarer Kneipenentzug<\/span><\/strong>, Touristenkorridor<\/strong>, Immunit\u00e4tsausweis,<\/span>
KUA<\/span>, Corona-App<\/span><\/strong>, Ungleichheits-Anrecht<\/span><\/em>,
Lager-Koller<\/strong>, Immunit\u00e4tsApp, elternfreundlicher Schul-Laptop<\/strong><\/span>, wiederwendbare Einmal-Mundmaske<\/span><\/strong>, Einkaufswagen-Zwang<\/em>,
Songs zum H\u00e4ndewaschen (20sek)<\/span>, maximaler Minimal-Abstand (?)<\/strong><\/em><\/span>, Office – Last Space<\/span>, Parent-Blocking (wie krass!)<\/span><\/strong>,
HomeSchooling-Teacher-Certificate<\/span><\/em>, Kontaktsperre<\/span>, Private-Car-Safety-Zone<\/span><\/strong>,
Virus-Obergrenze von 50 Neuinfektionen \u00fcber 7 Tage auf 100.000 Einwohner<\/span><\/strong>,
RKI Faktor<\/span><\/strong>, Masken-Knigge<\/span><\/em>, AHA-Regel<\/strong><\/span>, Corona-Frisur<\/span><\/strong>,
Geisterspiel<\/span><\/strong><\/em>, Distanzschlangen<\/span><\/strong>, \u00d6ffnungsdiskussionsorgie (A. Merkel)<\/em><\/span>, Lockdown, <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n\n

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